Me responding to anon hate
Check the mad TWIST skillz in Evan Borja’s submission to LoopdeLoop this month! We hear he’s working on a short film full of these sweet tricks. We can’t wait to see the whole thing when it’s done!
Me before social events
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
i got $0.20c off IM CRYING
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
Dad Jokes Seriously Got Legit 🙌 by Thomas Sanders