Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”
what the fuck is this
its squid legs
The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck lost his wife in a tragic chucking accident? Could he even bring himself to chuck again
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
How the fuck do you not know how to spell Ian.
E.N. Hahahah I’m dying.
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god