Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this
cranberrygeese I found your new jam
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS VERSION FUCKING YESTERDAY AND COULDN’T FIND IT THANK YOUUUU
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
shit’s about to go down in hundred acre woods
THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"
Read the rest here: What we should have been taught in our senior year of high school.