What's left of my sanity

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finmeister: MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:11:40 -0400

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

thewholockgames: thegirlincendio: the-cyclopes-are-watching: Oh my goodness,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:11:33 -0400

thewholockgames:

thegirlincendio:

the-cyclopes-are-watching:

Oh my goodness, this #ReplacePotterQuoteWithBacon trend on Twitter is killing me with how great it is.

The bacon who lived…come to fry

imm goNNA PEE MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH OMFG

pokequote: Someone’s into 70’s music.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:09:21 -0400

pokequote:

Someone’s into 70’s music.

iminlovewithyourmystery: christianmingle: am i invited 😋

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:49 -0400

iminlovewithyourmystery:

christianmingle:

am i invited

😋

whoever u end up with is one lucky girl cuz you're perfect

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:39:21 -0400

The thing is, that’s not even gonna happen for a long time, at least college. Most people don’t see me the way you appear to.

Wow u are 1 gorgeous guy

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:38:23 -0400

Thanks boo:*

keep-calm-stay-healthy: recovery-ghost: Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:34:30 -0400

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

recovery-ghost:

Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT SO THE ANNUAL...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:33:18 -0400

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:30:32 -0400

rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865

library-of-crazy-221b: niknak79: He’s tripping on acid I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:23 -0400

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:55 -0400

If I was a guy for a day,

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:48 -0400

thecolorplaid:

I would:

Masturbate.

Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.

Walk around the house naked.

Pee behind a building.

Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.

Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”

Stare at my penis.

Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:19 -0400

boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:34 -0400

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:10 -0400

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:21:02 -0400

jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:20:31 -0400

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:20:22 -0400

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)